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Big gay Ted Haggard wants to start another church, God bless him.
You remember Haggard, don’t you? he started the New Life Church in Colorado, a very homophobic sect of Christianity is was too. Ted spoke long and uh.. hard about the evils of sodomy and sodomites, with their tight buttocks of evil and nipples of the Devil. Also, he added that drugs were bad and good Christian kids shouldn’t do them. And certainly don’t have gay sex while high on drugs, listening to Metallica or some other kind of heavy metal rock. But mostly the gay thing.
So, in 2006, when he was forced to step down by his own church when it was revealed that Ted liked smoking Meth and having sex with male prostitutes, well it caused a media uproar of sorts.
Hurt and wounded, Ted went into counseling where, in less than a few months, he claimed to be “cured” of being a homosexual. Ted, it was being a hypocrite that was the problem, so you know. No one cares if you’re gay, least of all Jesus, who mostly cares if you’re being honest.
Well, now it’s 2010 and Ted is starting a new church, where he will preach about helping people through hard times in their lives. At least, Ted Haggard is speaking from experience. Long, hard, gay experience.
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