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David Pitchford: Wiki-victim

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: , , , , , — Positronic Dave @ 4:06 pm January 14, 2011

Man Sues WikiLeaks and Julian Assange for 0 Million Over "EMOTIONAL DESTRESS"

Consider the sad and traumatized tale of David Pitchford, a man so wronged by another man halfway around the world that he is bring a $150 million dollar lawsuit just to protect himself. The accused? A pale man who is up to his @$$ in his own trouble due to the website that keeps on bringing the pain- Wikileaks.Up ’til now Assange thought his only worries were the US Government, Great Britain, Sweden, and… let’s see… the rest of the world’s governments. That is, until Pitchford’s lawsuit showed up, darkening Assange’s door.

In the rather entertaining, if not well-edited, lawsuit David Pitchford is seeking a modest $150 million dollar pay-out because of all the hurtful things Wikipedia and Assange have done to him personally. Some of the complaint is very close to the way humans speak. The alleged wrongs