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David Pitchford: Wiki-victim

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: , , , , , — Positronic Dave @ 4:06 pm January 14, 2011

Man Sues WikiLeaks and Julian Assange for 0 Million Over "EMOTIONAL DESTRESS"

Consider the sad and traumatized tale of David Pitchford, a man so wronged by another man halfway around the world that he is bring a $150 million dollar lawsuit just to protect himself. The accused? A pale man who is up to his @$$ in his own trouble due to the website that keeps on bringing the pain- Wikileaks.Up ’til now Assange thought his only worries were the US Government, Great Britain, Sweden, and… let’s see… the rest of the world’s governments. That is, until Pitchford’s lawsuit showed up, darkening Assange’s door.

In the rather entertaining, if not well-edited, lawsuit David Pitchford is seeking a modest $150 million dollar pay-out because of all the hurtful things Wikipedia and Assange have done to him personally. Some of the complaint is very close to the way humans speak. The alleged wrongs

U.S. Gov’t Wishes Julian Assange a WTF Christmas…

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The CIA plans to unleash a big WTF on Julian Assange and Wikileaks. Ah me, sometimes, the jokes? They write themselves…

The CIA is setting up a Wikileaks Task Force to look into exactly how Wikileaks was given the confidential State Dept. memos that have just been all the rage on the internet over the last few months. Given their apparent mis-reading of the colloquial language, I would bet anything that they should be able to prove it was Wikileaks that sold Yellow Cake uranium to Sadam Hussein for use in his giant, hi-tech WMD lab. matbe they could use a good LOL (Leader of Language) to manage that?

As if the estimated 250,000 U.S. State Department. memos (some 2,000 of which have been released so far) isn’t embarrassing enough, the CIA apparently wants the world to take us even less seriously than they already must.

Headlining the combined CIA & CIA efforts will be the OMG (Office of Managerial Grouping) who hope to sift through all the data until they draft a ROFL (Resolution of Factual Logistics) before the world reaches a state of LMAO (Literal Mirthful Actual Obfuscation). I mean it’s hard to keep up with all these sophisticated codes these damn kids come up with for their Textual Revolution.

Somehow missing the hundreds and thousands of stories, op-ed pieces and chat-room brain trusts, the CIA wants to judge the impact of these leaked memos on the world and how that effects the United State’s reputation in the world. Presuming that is successful, the CIA hopes to then intervene on behalf of the French, before they are defeated at Dien Bien Phu at the hands of the Viet Minh forces… it’s a history joke, look it up.

Given the urge I feel to SMH (Secure My Hope…. what else could ‘SMH’ mean?)

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