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Muammar Gaddafi Declares al Qaeda Drugging Libyan Youth with Hallucinogens

Erstwhile Libyan strongman Col. Gaddafi, after listening to some Grateful Dead CDs and watching a couple of Phish videos on YouTube, finally figured it out. It’s not that he’s been a total a-hole and Maoist freakshow for the past thirty plus years, it’s radical terrorist organization (and CIA-creation) al Qaeda causing all the commotion over in Benghazi.

Seems like, according to Gaddafi, some sly radical operatives headed over to San Francisco, staked out the Dark Star Orchestra show, and bought a sh*t-ton of Acid (hallucinogenic pills, literally). Then they somehow smuggled it into Libya under cover of darkness, and while distracted parents were looking away, snuck it into the Nestle Quick of hundreds of thousands of excitable teenagers, who are now running amuck and causing all sorts of trouble.

Or maybe they just dosed the Libyan leader himself…

You’d think that I was making this up, if you haven’t been watching the news, but that’s pretty much what Col. Nutjob said on TV today. WTF?

Benghazi is now calling itself “Free Libya”. Rebellious soldiers have taken over military barracks, armories, and even air bases. But still, heavily armed foreign mercenaries roam the streets, shooting at random from vehicles.

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