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Leicester Bryce Stovell

Wow, ain’t no news like the LeBron James news, ’cause the LeBron James news don’t stop. Meet Leicester Bryce Stovell, the man who would be King, or at very least, LeBron James’ father, biologically speaking. And really, what says “I want to prove I’m your father, because I love you!” like taking your son to court for $4 million dollars?Although, to be fair, Leicester Bryce Stovell is also suing Gloria James for the same amount. So, it’s a family thing, I guess.

The 55 year old man claims that James and his mother messed with DNA evidence that, he claims, would have, should have proved his paternity. It’s not about the money, he claims, it’s about clearing his character as an absentee father. Oh, and it’s about fraud, and how he’s been misrepresented, and it’s not at all that LeBron is a wealthy athlete.

The love story goes that Leicester Bryce Stovell had sex without a condom with LeBron James’ mom-to-be, Gloria James in 1984, which was, like, totally consensual even though Stovell was almost 30 and Gloria was half that age. Uhm… Mr. Stovell… that’s not “consensual,”… that’s having sex with a child. Just saying…
Later, Leicester Bryce Stovell recounts, Gloria told him she was pregnant and he said he hoped the boy would grow up to play sports. We’re talking “Dad of the Year” material here, son!

William Wesley

Filed under: Follow-Up Stories,Scandals,Sports — Tags: , , , , — Positronic Dave @ 5:08 pm May 17, 2010

The addition of William Wesley to the National LeBron James dialogue is making this all read like Shakespeare.

But soft, who approacheth? Why, ’tis William of Wesley. What ho, oh Broker of Power from the Kingdom of NBA? What news?

Wesley: I bring word to teams across the land. Why just buy one player, when you can have a coach too? Huh? How about a little John Calipari to go with that LeBron James? Is that not a deal of package?

A what?

Wesley: I mean a package deal. Is that not a package deal?

Oh Wesley, ye who is known by “Worldwide Wes” Dost thou think they wherever Calipari goeth, so goeth James? Thou speak of coaching job openings with yon Bulls of Chicago and those stalwart Nets of the Jersey New. Hear ye not the dulcet call of the Knicks that doth fill LeBron’s very high-up ears?

Wesley: Ha! at his mother he rages, for he has been cruelly stung by a hand he called team-mate. You’ll see! My words shall entreat! The day shall be mine! For now, I retire to the shadows, where my magic shall I work. Mwaha-hahahahaha….!

Exit- NBA Power Broker, William Wesley.

You can see how the people of Ohio feel in this video:

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