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LeBron James Mom Delonte West

LeBron James Mom Delonte West” runs the furiously web-searched and under-punctuated plea of the masses, so utterly true to the spirit of Basketball and its mighty warriors that they are over a rumor that may create all sorts of new jokes about “dunking the basket” or other, possibly more accurate, quips.

Oh, we love a scandal where we can be judgmental and all up in someone else’s stuff. Sure, you could ask “But what if it was Ma Blogosaurusstampede?” Well, I agree that would be pretty bad, not to mention horrifying and many kinds of illegal. See, my Ma died in 1997, so she’s officially out of the dating game. On this plane at least.

And that’s not the point, I know. The popular accusation is that Delmonte West is seriously, deeply disrespecting his teammate by allegedly having an affair with his mother. On the face of it, very hard to deny that it raises a lot of ethical questions. But who are any of us to say that our hearts (or other body parts) have never had their own ideas about what they want?

So far the only “evidence” to the story, other than the rumor itself, is a video that shows LeBron James, on national TV, yelling at his mother, and also reports that LeBron seemed to walk right past her following a game.

I’m going to make a call of “not our business” and hope that we let that mess that is the under-comma’ed LeBron James Mom Delonte West sort itself out.