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lebron james mom delonte west

Filed under: Scandals,Sports — Tags: , , , , — Positronic Dave @ 3:01 pm May 17, 2010

I’d have thought the “Lebron James Mom Delonte West” would be old news by now, but it’s still a strong interweb query apparently. Somebody must need to fill some column inches and I resent that I have to be dragged along.

Ok, the short version: there’s a rumor that Delonte West is having a hush-hush romantic affair with LeBron James’ mother. Supposedly that, as much as the offer to pay for the Knicks, is why LeBron is leaving the Cleveland Cavaliers.

Except that’s what people were talking about days ago, and nothing new has been added to the mix. I also notice my quiet plea for us all to mind our own business went unheard. Can’t say I had two scoops of very-surprised for breakfast this morning over that.

Strangely, I haven’t heard any wry versions of “Yo Mama” jokes and you’d think this was rich earth for that kind of snark to sprout. Bet you anything though, Playboy or Penthouse magazines have already tendered photo-spread offers to Gloria James, ’cause that’s how they roll on sensitive issues.

Hey, maybe all you people could talk about the many reasons LeBron going to the Knicks could e a good thing, for him and the once-great team? Anyone? Hello? Hey, “LeBrion James Mom Delonte West!!!” Yeah, now you’re listening…