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Clap Your Hands, Don’t Hand Out Clap, or Watch Out Planned Parenthood, Rick Santorum Has You in His Second Amendment Sites

So, as goes the imaginations of the current banzai wave of Budget-Slashing Neo-Cons and other members of the Women Hater’s Club would imagine, there goes Ms. Modern American Woman Girl, walking proudly down the street on her way to Planned Parenthood for a weekly “Post-Saturday Night Anonymous Hookup” abortion. Hey, why not get those inevitable STDs looked at too? While you’re there, you can read up on man-hating, lesbianism, witchcraft and communism too.

So runs the sort of narrative suggested by the likes of Ex-Senator Rick Santorum, when he’s not imagining some hot, sweaty, Gay man-on-Farm Animal action. Him, and a score of extremists that use Christ as camouflage as they attempt to push the status and rights of women boldly forward back towards the 1600s.

The thing about Planned Parenthood (aka the “abortion mill”) is that apparently, their nefarious agenda has always included the presumption that all women (and even youth) should have access to safe, affordable health care of all kinds. To the demonic end, the Planned Parenthood in the Memphis area (much like many of these howling pits of despair and gynecological check-ups) is offering free tests for STDs, as part of the GYT (“Get Yourself Tested!”) Day, today, Tuesday, April 19th.

As you may know, recently there was an attempt by House Republicans to attach a rider completely unfunding Planned Parenthood, since they believe federal funding shouldn’t be spent on what is euphemistically called “‘Abort-o-Rama”s. Of course, the fact that PP also provides pre- and post-natal health services, gynecological exams, etc., for millions of lower-income women is generally not pointed out.

Santorum even suggested that our current Social Security dilemma was, in part, caused by “all the abortions that – had they grown to be tax-paying citizens – would have added all the money we’d ever  need.” I’m paraphrasing here, but not much. Santorum suggested that 1 in every 3 fetus in the USA has been aborted. This only proves he’s as clueless with statistics as he is with social policies. Maybe he’s just grouchy, because he comes up #2 in a google search to this.  He also comes up smelling like #2, yet still he floats the idea of a 2012 Presidential Run.

So, if you’re in the Memphis area today, stop by their Planned Parenthood for free STD screening. Other locations, stop by for some inexpensive, if somewhat endangered, women’s health care. If you’re a man, stop by then in solidarity. Women hold up at least half the sky… time we men found something constructive to do as well.