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There are two significant stories about Princess Diana in the news today, proving that while the lady herself died some 13+ years ago, she still captivates the hearts, minds and

It’s my belief that Troy Polamalu‘s head is one of the signs of the Final Times. Not one of the big, scary, “Directed by Michael Bay” apocalyptic signs, but not one to be readily discounted either. Troy Polamalu’s hair is worth more than your whole family, combines, I bet.
The Pittsburgh Steelers’ Safety is also, at the same time, Head & Shoulder’s Shampoo’s Golden Child of Advertising, and want to protect their investment in the forested reaches of Polamalu’s upper scalp. So they have insured his hair for $1,000,000 dollars with Lloyd’s of London. They have estimated his lush locks as being just enough to choke the Amazon River, were it tangled up in one big knot.
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