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The Freak Show Presents: Charlie Sheen’s 20/20 Interview

Filed under: Celebrities,Crazy News,drugs,Entertainment,WTF? News — Tags: , , — Positronic Dave @ 2:08 pm March 2, 2011

Well, by now you have either seen the Charlie Sheen 20/20 Interview or heard the best lines quoted and used as stand-up comedian bait. Or you’ve heard about the interview from your friends and/or co-workers. Or all of the above. The fact is, like Britney Spears getting her head shaved, or Tom Cruise’s couch-jumping, the Freak Show has pulled into town and everyone’s slowing down to rubberneck at the scene of the horrible, ghastly, “I can’t look, but I can’t not look!” accident of another celebrity gone brittle under the spotlights.

Poor Charlie Sheen. He’s hooked on a drug he calls “Charlie Sheen” and he can’t get free of that, no matter what he does. Trashing hotel rooms doesn’t seem to help. Poly-relationships, alleged sobriety, and a sudden belief-in-self that makes Scientology sound plausible

Muammar Gaddafi Declares al Qaeda Drugging Libyan Youth with Hallucinogens

Erstwhile Libyan strongman Col. Gaddafi, after listening to some Grateful Dead CDs and watching a couple of Phish videos on YouTube, finally figured it out. It’s not that he’s been a total a-hole and Maoist freakshow for the past thirty plus years, it’s radical terrorist organization (and CIA-creation) al Qaeda causing all the commotion over in Benghazi.

Seems like, according to Gaddafi, some sly radical operatives headed over to San Francisco, staked out the Dark Star Orchestra show, and bought a sh*t-ton of Acid (hallucinogenic pills, literally). Then they somehow smuggled it into Libya under cover of darkness, and while distracted parents were looking away, snuck it into the Nestle Quick of hundreds of thousands of excitable teenagers, who are now running amuck and causing all sorts of trouble.

Or maybe they just dosed the Libyan leader himself…

You’d think that I was making this up, if you haven’t been watching the news, but that’s pretty much what Col. Nutjob said on TV today. WTF?

Benghazi is now calling itself “Free Libya”. Rebellious soldiers have taken over military barracks, armories, and even air bases. But still, heavily armed foreign mercenaries roam the streets, shooting at random from vehicles.

Check out the latest video report for more information:

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