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Someone Has Paris Hilton’s Absinthe Cake… and Ate It, Too.

Man, that title would’ve been funnier if I’d written “Someone Can Haz Paris Hilton’s Absinthe Cake… and Eat It Too!” Oh well. Still, will this poor little rich girl’s problems never cease? Hope not… they make for mildly amusing and highly ironic lite reading. The spelling of “lite” there was intentional.

So, the Princess of Nothing was having a quiet little 30th birthday party with a host of friend and a few hundred barnacle-people. You know, a tiny little under-$1,o00,000 soiree which featured a cake made chiefly of Absinthe, flour, sugar, absinthe, vanilla, absinthe and sugar, made by those bakers to the stars, Lucid. Which is to say, Lucid is the company that makes and markets the absinthe. Who cares f***-all for the cake it came in?

Well, not Paris or her guests. The cake in question was “stolen” when one of the guests learned that the untouched confection-with-a-kick would likely be thrown away. So let’s get this straight… a cake that was going to be thrown out, was somehow stolen. Sigh… I used to work for a well-known national chain of faux-French bakeries. The particular store was located in Harvard Square, Cambridge, MA.

President Obama’s Birthday

Filed under: birthdays,Politics — Tags: , , — Positronic Dave @ 4:02 pm August 4, 2010

Hey, it’s President Obama’s Birthday, and thousands of Tea Baggers across the land are googling Kenyan Birthday traditions. Some others are looking very closely at Hawaii, the illegal immigrant of these United States… I mean it’s barely been a state for more than 50 years. They might as well, so goes Tea Party thinking, be another Kenya.

Obama's birthday

The Commander-in-Chief spent the day on the road and with no family, no presents… we haven’t even been able to verify that there was cake. Michelle is traveling abroad with one daughter, while the other daughter is attending a summer camp… which is democratic code-speak for: undermining the very Christian foundations of America. That, or Arts ‘n’ Crafts, which sounds almost as suspicious.

Weird that the President and I are the same age, almost. There’s a moral lesson in there regarding the path in life I’ve chosen so far, but if I look at it too closely, I’ll learn something, be sad, and I don’t want to harsh

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