Sizzurp, which I’m told is another name for Purple Drank, may also be involved in the drug charges that rapper T.I, and his wife, Tiny, are facing, after they were pulled over by West Hollywood, CA police for reasons that are yet to be released to the media or the public. There is also, just to pour some kerosene on the gasoline fire, a rumor of methamphetemines as well.

For the uninitiated, Purple Drank (or, by its new name Sizzurp…? Tell me that name wasn’t quoted from someone so f***ed up they could barely make vowels work, much less consonants) is a heady mixture of codeine-laced cough syrup, mixed with soda and just a hint of Jolly Rancher (or some such candy) thrown in for, I guess, that extra sugar-high. Apparently, it is hip to drink Sizzurp from a styrofoam cups (no, I don’t know why either… maybe the economy is just too tight for Crunk goblets anymore?) and two cups figure ominously in arrest photos of the car T.I. and Tiny (aka Tameka Cottle) were driving in.

Oh, T.I…. if all these charges are true, this isn’t going to make your parole officer very happy at all. He may even use hurtful words on you like “wrong” and “bad” and “you’re going back to jail.”

This makes T.I.’s new album King Ungcaged, a proposition as short-term as it is ironic. I guess people are right when they say Sizzurp will f*** you up.

Next in our Celebrity Drug Bust-a-thon comes Rapper T.I. arrested on drug charges, along with his wife, Tameka Cottle, who’s first name comes up as a spelling error on this computer. Doesn’t mean a damn thing, but I just thought I’d point it out. Good for you, Tameka. See, there, it happened again.

T.I. (aka Clifford Harris, Jr.) and his wife, Tameka “Tiny” Cottle were driving around West Hollywood, when they were pulled over because of (shades of Paris Hilton in Vegas) a big cloud of marijuana smoke was coming from the car, which made even California police take notice. I’d like to ask, at this point, have celebrities ever thought of closing the tinted windows and letting the AC disappate the smoke? Or even wait until you get to the VIP room to light up? I’m just sayin’, it might reduce these sort of hassles.

Speaking of hassles, TI had just been let out of prison back in March, after serving time on a weapons charge, so this little escapade constitutes violation of parole, and that’s never good.